The only reason I haven't is that there are simply too many candidates. I mean, choosing just one bonehead from a vast pool millions of equally deserving boneheads each and every month would be no easy task, especially when the nagging temptation of wanting to nominate myself for the illustrious distinction every now and then gets factored into the equation. Therefore, "Global Bonehead of the Month" has not and will likely never become a regular feature on this blog.
With that aside, I would like to take the opportunity to present a one-off "Global Bonehead of the Month" designation to the gentleman featured below.
I know March is only four days old, but the epic level of "boneheadedness" this guy spews in light of everything that has transpired since 2020 automatically trumps all the evil, stupidity, foolishness March has yet to reveal.
So, congratulations champ! You have earned this (dis)honor!
Note: Pay special attention to the thundering round of applause that follows this man's noble declaration.