So, I renovated the chicken coop in the backyard a couple of years ago, and I will finally put it to good use this spring by getting some chickens. Should be fun!
I will also plant the "most epic" vegetable garden my little village has ever seen. My primary objective with the garden is to be the envy of every hobby farmer and smallholder in the village. I want to inspire every single one of them to openly curse my name and spit in my general direction whenever I walk down the street.
Because I am of the opinion that such "noble aspirations" add invaluable depth and meaning to life.
Note: I'm kidding -- about the envy. If last year's garden serves as any indication of what I may accomplish this growing season, I am bound to inspire pity rather than envy.