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Hungary Needs All The Help It Can Get

4/11/2019

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The EU is continuing to mount its pressure campaign against Hungary as the European Parliamentary elections draw closer. Last year the EU initiated Article 7 proceedings against the country. This year the European People’s Party suspended Hungary’s ruling party members from its ranks. EPP President Manfred Weber recently visited Budapest and demanded Viktor Orbán respect European values by adhering to the rule of law, which entails Hungary softening its hard-line stance against mass migration and granting the George Soros-founded Central European University legal reprieves to remain in Budapest. The EU has also launched a series of corruption investigations against several Hungarian firms to undermine Orbán’s support in his home nation. These tactics have had little palpable effect within the borders of the country thus far, but the European Parliamentary elections are still about six weeks away, which leaves plenty of time for new pressure campaigns or the intensification of existing ones.

For its part, Hungary has not left these assaults unanswered. Last month it launched a public relations campaign of its own, one insinuating pro-migration forces in Brussels were actively collaborating with George Soros to continue and increase mass migration efforts in the coming months. It has since suspended this campaign to appease Weber and the EPP, but not a day passes in Hungary without some sort of criticism of the EU and its oppressive bureaucracy. Only time will tell how this all plays out, but if history and the recent Brexit disaster are any guide, Hungary’s chances do not look good.

I have lived in Hungary for just over four years. In that time, I have seen the country continue to bloom from the half-dead wreck the communists left behind into a developing and dynamic little nation inching ever closer to attaining the same standard of living enjoyed by those living in Western Europe. Wages are rising. Unemployment is below 4%. The government has implemented generous support schemes to address the very real crises of low fertility rates and demographic decline. In many ways, the future in this small country looks bright, yet I feel these times of relative peace and prosperity could experience some significant turbulence in the coming years and months.

Over the past few weeks, I have pondered over Hungary’s chances in its struggles with the European Union. As has nearly always been the case, Hungary finds itself in a precarious situation. Too small to exert any notable influence on greater Europe, yet big enough to send small shock waves through the continent, Hungary’s position in the European family of nations has been and remains a mostly tenuous one. As I ruminated over the possible implications of the European Parliamentary elections, I concluded Hungary needed all the help it could get.

Shortly afterward, I recalled Chuck Norris’s visit to Hungary in November of last year. I immediately began to feel better about the country's odds going forward. Everyone knows Chuck Norris is toughness personified. Even at the noble age of 78, the martial arts expert and Hollywood action star is still considered one of the toughest human beings on the planet. He’s so tough, he has his own line of tough jokes. Here’s my personal favorite:


Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
A: All of them.
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When Chuck Norris visited Budapest last November, Viktor Orbán met the Hollywood icon personally, drove Norris and his wife around Budapest, and took them to visit an anti-terrorism force training facility. By the end of their day together, Norris’s wife declared Chuck and Viktor to be “Friends Forever.” 
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Norris and Orbán - Forever Friends
Knowing Chuck Norris and Viktor Orbán had formed some kind of esoteric and eternal friendship made me more optimistic about Hungary’s future prospects. I playfully imagined the two of them entering the European Parliament in May and opening a big can of whoop-ass on the limp-wristed EU technocrats in Brussels.

Now wouldn’t that be something? Just picture it. Chuck walks in, winces, and delivers a perfect roundhouse kick to the rather surprised face of Guy Verhofstadt while Viktor busies himself by applying the mother-of-all noogies to Frans Timmermans’ bald dome. It was certainly fun to imagine, but something told me little would change in the EU even if the Forever Friends managed to lay a good, old-fashioned, 1980’s action-movie beating to every single technocrat in Brussels. More would be needed. But what? What if we had the Terminator on our side . . . hey, wait a minute. Not too long ago . . . 
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Arnold quickly joined the fray in my imaginary action movie, and Friends Forever became a deadly trio. The Brussels butt kicking intensified significantly in the screen of my mind, but in the end my daydream action movie left me unsatisfied.

Deep down, I know Hungary’s fight against the EU is not a physical struggle. The back-and-forth between this small, stubborn nation and the soulless bureaucracy of many nations has not featured and will not feature any roundhouse kicks, noogies, body slams, overhand rights, or massive explosions. Consequently, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger would be of little help.

The tone of this post thus far has been purposefully jocular, but the conflict between Hungary and the EU is a serious matter. What Hungary and the EU are currently engaged in goes beyond the realm of mere political or economic tit-for-tat. To brand the current animosity between the rival factions as an ideological struggle also misses the main point.

In essence, Hungary’s struggle against the EU is metaphysical in scope – that is, it is spiritual in nature. What is visible on the surface is but the tip of the iceberg; the real struggle is occurring on an entirely different dimension. Both sides seem to understand this, which is why the next six weeks will be both interesting and crucial. Of course, Hungary is no stranger to spiritual warfare. In fact, the nation seems acutely aware of what the stakes actually are. This awareness is apparent even in its national anthem, Himnusz (Hymn in English).

God, bless the nation of Hungary
With your grace and bounty
Extend over it your protective arm
During strife with its enemies
Long torn by ill fate
Bring upon it a time of relief
This nation has suffered for all sins
Of the past and of the future!


Here’s hoping for a protective arm over Hungary during its current strife. This little landlocked country has been long torn by ill fate throughout its history. In my opinion, it deserves an extended time of relief, but it will have to secure it without the help of Chuck Norris or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
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Bruce Charlton
4/13/2019 12:08:08

I know the Chuck Norris genre of jokes, but that's one of the best.

Actually, at present the EU is very vulnerable, and could easily be resited or brought down - expect that it has a traitorous fifth column as the intellectal Establishment of every EU nation, which negates everything else...

Well, it negates everything else in the context of a demoralised and cowardly European populace, and the are d&c because not-Christian/ pro hedonic materialistic leftism.

If Hungary really is driven by a Christan revival among its elites, it may go a long way in the right direction - at least for a while.

But ultimately, I think we are at the end of an era - however, I have no idea how long this 'end' might take, or its form.

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Francis Berger
4/13/2019 12:56:04

@BC- I certainly hope your assessment of the EU's vulnerability is correct.

Hungary's current leaders have done an excellent job neutralizing the left domestically, and they have certainly put their money where their mouths are concerning anti-migration and demographics.

They often speak of defending Christian culture and values - time will tell how sincere and deep these convictions are.

I must agree with your final point - the fin de siècle aura is undeniable, especially here in Europe. I often wonder what my son will face when he becomes an adult.

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