Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pretend I'm Godzilla and attack the Lego Tokyo my son has built in his bedroom. My son, in turn, will nobly attempt to defend the city with a wide range of weapons including a fleet of paper airplanes, assorted stuffed animals, and a rapid-fire Nerf gun.
Something tells me that despite my best efforts Tokyo will likely survive and live to see the morning light.