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So Thankful To Finally Have The Opportunity To Live In A Diverse, Inclusive, and Equal World

3/30/2020

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For years the Left has done little more than agitate for diversity, inclusivity, and equality - or D.I.E for short. Fueled mainly by resentment, short-term careerism, and general idiocy, Woke SJW types the world over have vitriolically railed against perceived oppression, social exclusion, racism, sexism, ableism, and anything else to which they could attach the -ism suffix for the better part of sixty years.

If only the world were more fair and more accepting, they wailed. If only the powers-that-be were less discriminatory and less prejudiced, they cried. If only people would wake up and understand that everything was a social construct, they argued. If only people could understand that the only way to liberate chained humanity was to reject the very fundamentals of what it means to be human. If only, if only, if only. 

Well, I have great some great news for you, Woke comrade. The great struggle is over. The march through the institutions has ended. The emancipation you yearned for is here! Justice at last; justice at last! Thank the God you don't believe in, you have justice at last!

You see, the lockdown has achieved all of your noble aims in one fell swoop.

The lockdown has included us all and has rendered us all equal. Best of all, it has managed to achieve this under the banner of diversity. People of all races, colors, creeds, religions, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities have all been equally imprisoned. Social exclusion and privilege are of the past. Actually, society may itself be a thing of the past soon, but why mull on that now?

The entire planet has become one massive interconnected safe space!

Congratulations!

Isn't a wonderful feeling to see your life's ambition manifest in reality?

Hey! Why the long faces? What's that? This wasn't what you were aiming for?

But of course it was! You were just too blinded by resentment and virtue-signalling to truly understand that your ideology could have no other logical end. 

Well, it doesn't matter because your time is up anyway. The oppressors have no more use for you anymore. What's that? Oh, no, those guys were never the oppressors. No, no, it's them over there, the ones stomping on faces out in the street. You know, the people you were working for.

Now get this, they didn't really believe any of the stuff they pushed on you - they just used it as a means. The same way they used you as means. In fact, they thought most of the stuff was rather amusing, and they tended to get quite a laugh out of it. Look, I'll get right to the point - they have no further use for you. None whatsoever. 

Oh, and you want to hear something really funny? The real oppressors, the guys you worked for, believe in God! No, seriously! I mean, they don't believe in Him in the sense that they follow Him or love Him, but unlike you, at least they know He exists!

Yeah, that does hurt, doesn't it? Kind of makes you wonder what you were really working for all those years.

The planet? Sure, maybe you could chip in to help save that, but as far as I know, the oppressors are already taking care of it. I heard them saying something about people making supreme sacrifices.

Can you think of anything more glorious and just than that, Woke Comrade? Are you ready to make that sacrifice?

Maybe not?

Ah, if only we had a choice in the matter. 

If only; if only. 
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Sean Fowler link
3/30/2020 22:43:20

“The entire planet has become one massive interconnected safe space”. Nailed it.

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Francis Berger
3/31/2020 09:29:16

@ SF - Thanks. I was just having some fun in this post. Sometimes it's good to go over the top with things for the sake of a little jollification.

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Sean Fowler link
3/31/2020 13:30:07

@ Francis. Well a little jollification is the only thing that keeps us sane. Most people I know are coping by sending each other ludicrous toilet paper memes, interspersed with regular outbursts of what the hell is going on, how is anyone going along with this madness and how bad could this get?
Lampooning has always been the best defense against PC. In England we call it taking this p#$&ss. It’s a national sport. There’s definitely a psychological and spiritual imperative p#$@ss taking. Prevents people behaving in destructive behavior contrary to the divine nature of things.
I’ve yet to see any comedians having ago at the lockdown and ludicrous over reaction yet. Think most people are confused at the moment and don’t know what to make of it all, but some will figure it out soon and the comedians will probably start the fight back.

William James Tychonievich link
3/31/2020 05:23:33

I couldn’t help noticing that that “inclusivity” graphic puts sexual deviants at the top and the religious at the bottom! Also that whites, unlike every other race, get to be included only if they’re “low-income.”

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Francis Berger
3/31/2020 09:41:39

Wm, with all due respect, I think it's time you checked your privilege. It's not your place to challenge the truth the inclusivity graphic represents!

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